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=WIKISPACES NEWS w/RyanOxley= Hello welcome to the RyanOxley News Page I'll update you on all the BIG News that is going on. I'll give you all the links to all the inportant things. this news chanel will dabuet On Saturday the 26th 2011 =. .= --- = media type="custom" key="9788598" = Voice 219:Welcome to the 24 hour live satilite feed of the cabble news chanel RNNNN Simon roben:And the reason that this chanel is just words its beacuse were chep im Simon Roben in Hollwood =RNNNN= We are always right

=Hello im RyanOxley along with my other workmates and we welcome you tonight with are top story.= [] NOTE(Don't read any further if you have not watched the video) RYAN:Now how about that on live tv she said that that is absolutly bonkers when That happened i mea. EMERSON:Sorry to interpupt you but ive just resive word that Club Pauguin Creater i i belive that he is comeing out of the the RYAN:What What is it EMERSON:THE RYAN:Sorry we have to take a break back with the Club Pauguin story in just a moment. = RNNNN = RYAN:Now BACK with Emerson Emerson:... Ryan:Sorry jackson here at RNNNN Head quaters whats going on there Jackson:hello i am baaaa. Ryan:Sorry technical dificalties back with Emerson Emerson:Sorry i was day dreaming no one is coming out of Ryan:Sorry we have lost connection with Emerson back with jackson Jackson well a fire has broken out at Ryan:Sorry to interupt you but we have conection with Emerson Emerson:A Ryan:Sorry we have lost connection again Robert:Now FINALY Back to the video story. hay! Ryan:Wait who who's taking Robert Robert:Get of me Ryan:Sorry we we have to take a breake Robert:AHH Voice 123:That concluds the 24 hour cable news chanel RNNNN Now back with your regular programing =TECHNICAL DIFICALTYS= Voice 321:Welcome to the 24 hour live satilite feed of the cable news chanel RNNNN. RNNNN Hello im Ryan with my workmates Emerson Robert which we found and jackson. Welcome to wikispaces news RNNNN Now on to Emerson Emerson:Yes a speed road chase has broken out and the police are following a driver and the police is i believe trying to give him his lunch that he left at home Jackson:Do you know what type of sandwhich Emerson:Well thats the BIG Question on everyones mind and every one is thriving on that question trying to find out the answer thats the only thing that people want to know wait wait are reporter that goes to countries when ever theres a news story is in the house and KNOWS WHAT THE SANDWICH TYPE IS. Everyone:WHAT IS IT Sarah:Well its a ham sandwich with a little butter EVERYONE:THATS AMAZING OH MY GOSH THATS CRAZY Emerson:No the vires the vires its in the RNNNN Screen Everyone:NO THAT ELEGANT thats great ML @##$$%%^^&@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*(@#$%^&*(%%^$&#@!))(&% =RNNNN= Ryan:Sorry we got the vires out of the RNNNN Screen now back with Emerson Emerson:Yes everyone is so happy that they found out the type of sandwich now back to me well it it seems like the guys turning around maybe hes going back to get his lunch. Robert:We have a name for this story LUNCH GATE Has broken out in Queensland Emerson:We have Dominic on the RNNNN Bike trying to give the driver a phone. Ryan:Dominic to you have the phone Dominic:Yes im giving him the NO. Ryan:OH No what a crash oh ok then back with Emerson Emerson:Yes wait Doninic is back on the bike no he hes on a helicopter he is geting lowerd in to the car Dominic:Im giving him the phone Driver that forgot ham sandwich:What is going on here NO Look what you've done oh NO Emerson:OH NO Ryan: Luch Gate ending With a bang Emerson:And you can Relive the whole thing with my new book LUNCHGATE hit hit hit it will be the last book about lunchgate ever

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Ryan:I Remember lunch gate like it was just Yesterday Ryan:Do you have the phone Dominic:Yes im giving him the NO Ryan:OH NO Emerson:It was by far the bigest story in history i was right there when it started and when it ended Jackson:Didn't say a word but the best experiense of my life Doninic:I Crashed =RNNNN= We tell the truth. Voice 2341:Welcome to the 24 hour satilite feed of the cable news chanel RNNNN. Welcome to RNNNN Wikispaces news with Jackson,Emerson,Robert,Dominic and Sarha Today marks the 40th anaversity of RNNNN Today we will look back at the good old times we will start from when RNNNN Where the first chanel to chang to coulor tv RNNNN 13th september 1969 Now you will expirience the live changing moment of coulor TV 3.2.1.0 YES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ryan:Oh the good old times ha ha Emerson:So good of a felling Everyone:that was great Emerson Mercado:Now to read my mail Letter 1:Do you write all of your mail like 60 Minutes Emerson Mercado:Thats from E.Mercado Next leller is Letter 2:I know that you are called RNNNN Ryans Non-Stop-News-Network but what is with the 4th N Emerson:Well thats a funny story Voice 321:That concludes the live 24 hour satilite feed of RNNNN We know take you back to your regular programing Voice 5754:Welcome to the 24 hour satilite feed of the cable news chanel RNNNN. Ryan:Welcome in 43.234 Minutes RNNNN Will Dabute in Afganistan. Emerson:Everone we dont have a tv show any more we were fired ill try and get or Voice 12335643 oh who cares:That concluds the 24 hour satilite feed of the cable news chanel RNNNN We now take you back to your regular programing A Voice:Welcome to the 24 hour live satilite feed of the cable news chanel RNNNN Ryan:Welcome. we have got are jobs back. and We have a new person on are team welcome luke Luke:Its a pleasure Emerson:OMG Ryan:What Emerson:THERE HAS BEEN A... [] Luke:What whats raw Ryan:I Know this is Voice blah blah i shoud stop talking get some one else to do it s.....:That concluds the live satilite feed of the 24 hour cable news chanel RNNNN We now take you back to you reguler programing =RNNNN= We intorupt the reguler programing to take a live sattilite feed of the 24 hour cable news chanel RNNNN Ryan:hello and welcome to RNNNN We are 98% sure we got rid of [] Everone:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS A..... That cocluds the live satilite feed of the 24 hour cable news chanel RNNNN We now take you back to your reguler programing RNNNN Ryan:Welcome to RNNNN WE..[] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Ryan:This is amazing how is this possible it WOOOOOOW Randy:Time for WWE To take over....[SLAM] Emerson:Thats right i KO A WWE Superstar Ryan:Thats it lets settle this on =REWF= DUNDUNDUN Triple H:Ok then =RNNNN= Ryan:Welcome coming sunday all of are team are going to face team randy ortan yes and that will start the new RNNNN Dicides show yes and [BANG} Emerson:What are you doing with a pipe Randy Randy:Just a [BANG] Emerson:.....:( The second time that ived KO YOU GOD =RNNNNN= Ryan:Hello {BANG:0 Emerson:RANDY WHAT IS WRONG WIT.. ..........Yep ko'ed you again Ryan:I was fine REWF Commentater 1:Well they have a big advatage for sunday REWF Commentater 2:Yep we will see you sunday. = RNNNN = Ryan:Welcome im sure this building is loked FULL ON So no randy ortan will come.. ok emerson  Emerson:Well :o  RANDY:DAM DAM DAM IT  Emerson:{BANG} Ok you are KO'ED AGAIN WOW  Ryan:Good night =RNNNN= Ryan:Hello please order our REWF Pay-Per-View Genisis. Emerson:We have are new time traverler taverler we will go and do a news report from 2002 that we didn't do EVERYONE:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (BANG) Ryan:Hello welcome to RNNNN Yes in 10 days the President of America George .W Bush is coming to Australia for 1 day. Emerson:Yes he his coming to have a long long 20 Hour Sleep yes mabey not 20 hours but the plan is his Arivel is at 6:30am, then gose to the hotel and has a big sleep,he wakes up at 6:30am Gose on the plane then by by President. Ryan:And The President will not leave his bed at all he is in his bed on the plane the bed will come from the plane in to a car driveing to the hotel then he will be in a room he will leave the car slide to a different bed bang on the new bed and bounce on to the new bed then the sleep in Australia will stop. =10 Days later......= Everyone:...... Ryan:He has pased ou. Voice 453298765:That concludes RNNNN You are back to regular programing. =RNNNN= It's good to go The match of RNNNN vs WWE Is going to be a hardcore match Emerson:That's it for today BY BY. Everyone:JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emerson:Yes.....by =RNNNN= Ryan:Hello and welcome to RNNNN on to luke now Luke:Now we are only 1 week to go till RNNNN vs WWE Ryan:tonights top story a fire is on are RNNNN Building we will go right there with jackson Jackson:Yes the firetruck is here and it is growing stronger but are looking to build a new RNNNN Building so no worries but really good mop workers have died in this tragity so how about a minute of sienlence..........................................................................Now back to different story this sunday wwe will lose be back after this break. =RNNNN= Welcome toRNNNN Now a Man has caught on fire Name Cody rhodes